When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways
by Chilf February 23, 2017
Get the period pizzamug. Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.
by Jtac88 October 8, 2017
Get the dutch pizzamug. A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
Get the Carpet Pizzamug. Tim: "Sam, what's wrong man? You look like you're about to faint."
Sam: "Nah man, I'm good. I ate a whole pizza, and now I am in a pizza fugue."
Sam: "Nah man, I'm good. I ate a whole pizza, and now I am in a pizza fugue."
by tcbailey123 July 14, 2017
Get the pizza fuguemug. by Idk1243 June 15, 2019
Get the pizza stickmug. by CooperQuattro November 14, 2017
Get the Pizzamug. I was stuffed after eating those five slices of leftover pizza, but it was worth it to win the Pizza Royale.
by sweet_rolls May 26, 2016
Get the Pizza Royalemug.