There aren’t a lot of people I give my hat to, but he was a great worker and really helped me out a lot.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

A slouch hat is a type of wide brimmed bicorn/tricorn, usually made of felt or cloth. The slouch hat has been used by many militaries and police forces, but is most famously used by the Australian military, or ANZAC. They are commonly depicted with one side being bent, the reason being it allows the user to more easily access a rifle equipped with a bayonet without damaging the hat.
P1: Why is that guy wearing a slouch hat?
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.
by Arbitrary Arbiter October 8, 2022

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity
by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

by Professor Dick Down September 15, 2021
