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Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023
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Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.
I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"
I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024
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baverian hat

Person who appears when something bads about to happen.
That Baverian hat has just morphed in.
by Hatty hat hat June 15, 2024
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swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
by Geordie6 June 16, 2024
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fair hat

An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."
Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.

Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024
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fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.
Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.
by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024
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