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Blown Head Gaskets 

When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.
Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.
Blown Head Gaskets by theinstigator September 16, 2016
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road head 

The absolute greatest thing a sexually active male with a drivers licence and a car can wish for. Truly a slice of fried gold. Simply the most amazing feeling in the world. Although very dangerous to someone who needsto be consintrating while driving. However one needs not worry if they are spoted by an officer of the law while recieving road head, for in my experience they tend to applaude.
I was driving, my girlfriend was sitting next to me. It was a beautiful day, we had decided to take the longer, scenic route. Then suddenly she started giving me pleasure Lewinsky style, and i felt like a god. When it was over I turned to her and said, "Honey, you give the best road head in the world."
road head by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005

turtle head

when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus
I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!
turtle head by Blake0815 May 25, 2007

Red Head 

A. Term used to describe a person with red hair see fire crotch; characteristicly quick tempered.

B. Term used commonly to refer to the most amazing girl I've ever met. Bold, opinionated, free-spirited, and beautiful. Has an addictive personality, and really smooth legs. Absolutely one of a kind.
"Why are you staring out into space?"
"Oh, I'm just thinking about that crazy red head."
Red Head by withoutwax1618 January 5, 2009

shower head 

freaking great thing to use to masturbate for girls. best thing when you don't want to actually stick anything 'in'
girl who doesn't finger herself: i loove the shower head it feels GREAT
shower head by Vy N. August 18, 2009

meanie head 

onewho is being mean
Forest (Monker Monk)

"You are being such a meanie head right now"
meanie head by hjh avenger June 6, 2007