Ghost Kit

A cat on Twitter.com who as no idea what's going on, the accounts @ is @kit_i_think

Jim: "hey do you follow ghost Kit on Twitter?
Bob: "Jim what the hell are you talking about!?"

by Ghost Kit November 22, 2020

human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.

Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)

by melnusghost October 3, 2025

Ghost

1) Noun. A fictional being that is dead but still exists in a gaseous form. Usually associated with haunting people and Halloween.
2) Verb. To shorten a musical note and/or play it softer than the notes around it in order to take emphasis away from the note.

It is rumored that old Jimmy still haunts this place as a ghost.

by Achromatic Chameleon June 14, 2018

ghost fart

a ghost fart is when suddenly smelling a fart but you don't know who it's from or there's no one in the roomw ith you and you're 100% sure it is not you

person 1:''Do you smell that?'' person 2: ''No..?'' person 1: ''Did you just fart?'' person 2: ''Of course not, I can't even smell it. Where does it come from?'' person 1: ''From the front of the class but the class is totally empty, we're the only ones here.'' person 2: ''I'm afraid we just experienced a ghost fart.''

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

g-g-g-ghost

When you see a ghost but ur very scared :(

Person 1: yo whats that thing
Person 2: THATS A FUCKING GHOST
Person 1: g-g-g-GHOST!?

by mr fuckface 2.0 June 21, 2023

What the ghost

Another way of saying "what the hell". It originates from the Chinese slang 什么鬼 and it is typically used to expressing shock.

Person #1: Sorry, but you're fired.
Person #2: What the ghost? I've contributed so much to your company...

by HualianInventedLove October 26, 2021

Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm

Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"

by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017