pump and dump

beating off while sitting on the toilet to take a shit

I was running low on time so I hit a quick pump and dump

by obscuritiesandmore January 19, 2026

Pump and Dump

Lying, or misleading or giving someone the impression that you're interested and invested in a long term romantic relationship, but the true intent has having a sex a couple or handful of times, and then breaking up with them unexpectedly.

John was intimate with Mary for 6 months. He couldve been direct and honest and specific about his intentions about just wanting casual sex, and she wouldve been fine with it, but it turns out he was too much a lil bitch and verbal coward to say that beforehand, so he Pump and Dumped her when he got tired and bored.

by Spadillia March 2, 2026

Going to the dump

When you’ve been convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison

I was found guilty of several violent offences, I’m almost certain I’m going to the dump

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

Donnie Doublehands Drumpf

Name for Donald Trump, focusing on his trashy first name, an ironic middle name since he has tiny hands and is a double dealer, and Drumpf because that was the family's original name before they were kicked out of Germany.

If you support Donnie Doublehands Drumpf in 2025 your IQ is like his, the same as your respective shoe sizes!

by Star*Dagger April 8, 2025

Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam

Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 8, 2025

A Plump Dump

Another way to say a fat shit.

Man I ate so much that I gotta take a plump dump.

by rbmmblnd November 24, 2025