dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.

He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)

by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017

textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.

Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.

by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017

foam dick

from getting a blowjob and the cum mixes around and makes a bunch of foam.

i got foam dick after getting fucked so hard.

by nobody else here April 26, 2017

downward dicking

When someone higher up the chain decides to be a dick to their direct reports. These direct reports in turn are dicks to everyone below them until it reaches the people on the bottom who don't understand why they've been dicked over.

Man, these expense reports are so much more work. I am so tired of the C-Levels downward dicking us about stupid stuff.

by Pkil May 22, 2017

climb a dick

A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.

Hey asshole, go climb a dick!

by BlackHeartIrene June 1, 2017

Dick grain

the dick grain is best known for when a boy has ejaculated/masterbated. However, grain is thicker in substance.

Eva: ahh mate this boy proper dick grained on me last night

Millie: I love it when they dick grain

by 420john June 5, 2017

dick welding

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

by Lucas W. June 13, 2017