cray flakes 

n. What crazy people eat every day for breakfast.

adj. Someone or something that is properly crazy.

Noun Example: Do you know Erica? That bitch eats mad cray flakes.

Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.

cray flakes by danfseviltwin January 4, 2014

crayditly

The final form of crazy. When crazy does not do justice to a situation.

"I cannot believe what I am seeing is actually happening in real life, this is crayditly"

crayditly by TheRealGeigs June 11, 2014

craymail 

When you get an email from a crazy person, or an email which has mentally insane undertones.

Dude, I totally got craymail from my ex yesterday.

craymail by Beeper7 August 13, 2014

cray crazier

Over cray cray. So therefore you are cray crazier.

Since Jonathan was cray cray , Cindy was cray crazier.

cray crazier by Kacy September 4, 2016

crayon sharpener 

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.

I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"

crayon sharpener by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017

Cr4zYgoofy 

A guy who always talks about the guns and try's to be cool even though he jacks off to hentai every day and watches ogmudbone and ackime when they did there Video together.

Guy 1- Cr4zYgoofy is starting to talk shit again

Guy 2- but he is gay like the sjw groups

Guy 1- you right he gay as fuck m8

Cr4zYgoofy by Optic cumrag September 25, 2017

Crayonitis 

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

Crayonitis by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017