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The Porch couch

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
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Out of Couching

Ending an extended period of vegetation.
“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”

“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”
by Steve Blends May 5, 2022
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No fish caught

A term used by a Minecraft Vanilla Crystal PvP group known as 'CIA' which consists of Buttonsound, Camcal, Crey, Invisghost, xDye, Qaxl, Snyfort, Vizzzo, Zamzamini, and Zayylol.

No fish caught is another way of saying 'Bad Bait', since you use bait to cash fish. No fish caught meaning none fell for the bait.
Qaxl: Oh my god Superman is real
Crey: No fish caught!
by Crey6712 January 24, 2023
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The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.
Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.
by Cupcake February 7, 2023
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Chick On The Couch

Are you coming to the concert or are you still dating that chick on the couch?
by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023
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finesse from the couch

“Finesse from the couch”

“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM

When one does business from home.

When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks
by Naomi-D-Vanessa July 28, 2023
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Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 10, 2024
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