Definitions by dirtydictionarydusty

Chick On The Couch 

A needy, demanding girlfriend.

Are you coming to the concert or are you still dating that chick on the couch?

Chick On The Couch by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

Rim Ripper

A turd so hard and big it fissures the anal tissue.

I'm a bit sore on the backside, I had a rim ripper that made me bleed.

Rim Ripper by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

Elvis Has Left The Building

The first bowel movement after days of constipation.

After three days of constipation, I took three teaspoons of psyllium and elvis has left the building.

Elvis Has Left The Building by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

Meta-cringe 

The sudden sick feeling you get when seeing somebody's nose ring up close.

I had a meta-cringe when my dentist leaned over me and I saw his nose ring up close.

Meta-cringe by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

Meta-Cringe 

The sudden sick feeling you get when seeing somebody's nose ring up close.

I felt vomit creep up my throat, real meta-cringe, when I opened my eyes to see my dentist's nose ring up close.

Meta-Cringe by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023