Chick On The Couch

A needy, demanding girlfriend.

Are you coming to the concert or are you still dating that chick on the couch?

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

Rim Ripper

A turd so hard and big it fissures the anal tissue.

I'm a bit sore on the backside, I had a rim ripper that made me bleed.

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

Elvis Has Left The Building

The first bowel movement after days of constipation.

After three days of constipation, I took three teaspoons of psyllium and elvis has left the building.

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

Meta-Cringe

The sudden sick feeling you get when seeing somebody's nose ring up close.

I felt vomit creep up my throat, real meta-cringe, when I opened my eyes to see my dentist's nose ring up close.

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

Meta-cringe

The sudden sick feeling you get when seeing somebody's nose ring up close.

I had a meta-cringe when my dentist leaned over me and I saw his nose ring up close.

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023