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college schedule

Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.
I’m not working this week because I’m on a college schedule at work.
by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017
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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
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Bsss College

A good institute in get in, but the environment more like a school instead of college.
The faculty is really good most of them are expert in there field and above all the college organise multiple event which help in the overall development of a student.
BSSS college is one of the best college in Bhopal.
I thank college principal and all the staff.
This college provide all the facilities to the students for their bright future.
by Bsssites November 23, 2021
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Stanford Lake College

noun•
The coldest place on earth… after mt Everest.
The home to the funniest people in South Africa.
Stanford Lake College… FOR THE TREES 🌲
by Pink lemonade 👑 November 21, 2021
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Linwood college

A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.
Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student

Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare
by Fag24 June 25, 2024
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Pull College

Main competitor to Rizz University and Academy of Rizz. Acceptance rate is 6.9% Applicants must show successful usage of rizz to rizz up females or males. People who attend learn various methods of rizz. Notable alumni include the Rizzler of Ozz
Steven: Yo I got accepted into Harvard. What college accepted you, nerd?
Richard Rizzler: The Pull College
Steve: Nahhh. The rejection letter said I wasn't smooth enough
by user8254 March 22, 2023
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College girlfriend

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.
by nilethe146 June 6, 2018
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