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Affection Block

When you intentionally or unintentionally talk about how someone else is attractive towards someone who has affections for you and vice versa, commonly ending in the other person becoming upset or pagro.
-Affection Block in action-
Boy: My celebrity crush is G. Hannelius. She's super gorgeous.
Girl: I see..
by KoolDashKid November 22, 2017
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luke block

The most idiotic dumb baby I’ve ever heard
OMG! Stop being a Luke Block.
by nevin12 November 28, 2017
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Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.
Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block
by Hellawo December 13, 2017
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Karacock block

When someone deliberately refuses to sing along when you start singing in a public place, mostly because they feel ashamed and regretful of being your friend.
While walking down the street:
"...IIII CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD-"
"..."
"Jesus Karen you're such a karacock block"
by OrsacchiottoIlCAZZO January 9, 2018
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Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.
God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!
by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018
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SH-Block

Sharing something without necessary being allowed.
"Dude this SH-block guy just used it as a cover"

"Ah fuck dude"
by alloalloallo233232 March 29, 2018
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Aegis Block

The Aegis Block is the counter to the well known posiden's kiss which countless members of today’s society will have sadly endured. The Aegis Block is the most effective way to block the kiss of posiden.
Used by placing several sheets of toilet paper on the water of the toilet before defecating. By doing this you will have successfully pulled off the Aegis Block
by Elfazoid May 28, 2018
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