Thumb me

The request for an anal thumbing.

Sara: "Thumb me, John!"

John *Thumbs Sara's ass*

by metalogic November 2, 2008

Fix Me

A Drinking Game for the Creative Folk in which people pair off and try to answer absurd questions.

Kenny: Joe’s wife has a thing for black men. Joe’s job has just required him to move to a black neighborhood. How can Joe keep his wife from having sex with a black man?
Billy and Sandra: Wow that's tough to answer, maybe he could spread mayonnaise on her everyday.
Kenny: Good answer now everyone else drink!
Billy and Sandra: Fix Me Champs!

by Neurotic Visionary June 20, 2011

me tits

girl friend or wife , affectionate yet derrogatry

your lucky ive got me tits with me
(as in i cant hurt you in front of my wife )

or me tits wouldnt let me
(as in my wife wouldnt let me )

by ian@ June 27, 2007

fuck me sideways and call me skippy

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

Thumb Me

To put your thumb in an unwanted place.

You would never say "Hey, thumb me"

The only time to use this phrase is when saying "Omfg please don't thumb me"

by Gittyyyy October 20, 2008

literally me

me (:

Who's there?
Literally me, shut up

by JamesNotBetter March 20, 2022

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017