Twitterpated

Twitterpated means to be absolutely bat shit crazy about someone. Symptoms of twitterpating include hallucinations, light headedness, giddiness and not being able to think straight.

I met a fine beour last night and I was twitterpated by her.

by Chicas June 21, 2024

twittercel

A person who uses Twitter entirely too much, such as being chronically online, but occurring mostly (if not only) with Twitter

Person A: I use twitter so much, I'm on it all day

Person B: You're such a twittercel

by smmagain March 17, 2025

Twitterpainted

When you frolicked through fields and forest, starrier eyes after meeting your newest acquaintance

One smiles and dances through flowers in the fields and forest twitterpainted after meeting a new love.

by GPaDucke March 24, 2025

Twitterbating

When you search through Twitter/X for nude model/p0rnstars in order for something to use to please your self.

"Did you see John?" "No, what?" "He was twitterbating in the bathroom at school"

by josiahguacamole April 20, 2025

Twittersexual

when a person pretends to find a conventionally unattractive or downright ugly person or character hot and finds objectively attractive ones ugly or boring to seem more different, gain social brownie points, or purely for attention.

They may also more often than not neg others for not finding an ugly person or character attractive for better results.

Some Guy: wow, Seiko from Dandadan is pretty cute

Twittersexual: erm, where's the wrinkles, flabby skin and 300lb of fat with strech marks and body hair all over????

Some Guy: idk thats not my thing dude

Twittersexual: All you guys ever like is boring ass pretty petite anime characters that look nice and generic, unlike me! i like fat hairy musty geriatric hoes!!!

by wowytt July 5, 2025

twitterslop

slop related to Twitter.
posts that are commonly thought of as "slop" or sentences that are aimed to go viral on Twitter.
this can also describe people who use slang commonly used on twitter like "oomf" and "slop".

"*posts about being transgender*"
"stop making twitterslop, you aren't MightBeStarstie on Twitter."

by sillyfishgirl October 7, 2025

Twitterino

A fino but for Twitter

If I have dead-weight Twitter account I'm a twitterino.

by Sexydimma November 13, 2025