That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.
"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handleeverything."
When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".
The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaftop?"
Gay male term. Sexually, a gay guy who treats other guys the same way that the worst straight guys treat women, as objects whose pleasure is secondary. The kind of guy, who after receiving a blow job, asks if it were good for you. Basically, everyone's worst sexual partner.
Kieran's such a greedy top that he just got up and left after he came.