beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet

by Lemuuu October 14, 2019

roast beef party

a roast beef party is a party where one girl takes on multiple guys at once & her vaginal area starts to look like roast beef

Hey are you going to the roast beef party later tonight?

by roastbeefpussy December 13, 2017

Beef tooth

Beef tooth (can also be pronounced beef toof) is a way of describing an extreme craving for beef.

Ah man I got terrid* beef tooth
*See terrid in the urban dictionary

I got some serious beef toof right about now

by Chris Bush October 10, 2008

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Beef Tomato

A juicy, robust, enticing like a red tomato, person that you just cant resist. One might say, they would be perfect in a salad. Beef Tomato's are well renown for their meaty, fleshy, freaky candor. Beware, for size may vary, might get scary.

Yo gyals a beef tomatoe......

I want me a beef tomatoe

by ashispaniking January 29, 2025

Beef

The smell of Flatulence.

Come on Chelsea! No one wants to smell your beef.

by Cmull1n4t0r February 2, 2020

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023