A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.

This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!

by axdh August 14, 2023

Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".

Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!

by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016

beef vegetarian

A pathological liar. A beef vegetarian is a vegetarian with the exception of, they will eat beef.

You are such a beef vegetarian, can we be Poker buddies.

by Sergei Reznof April 2, 2017

beef

if theres beef, then there is a Murray involved. Once she fucking called the feds bruv. Jesus mayn

"yo, you heard about that beef?"
" ya, Murrays involved again"
"again! Jesus fucking christ."

by a roadman October 9, 2019

Bambi Beef

A term used in Arkansas/East Texas for venison

"Oh Steve went to Conway County this weekend and brought back some of that Bambi Beef"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Beef Bag

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.

Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

Beef Testosterone

Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.

Beef Testosterone was chosen by the Frogs to bring balance to the Pantry.

by Poopycheeks April 19, 2024