retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

Retarded

Tower Defense Simulator’s Hardcore Mode

Bruh this mode is so Retarded

by John wazouski April 29, 2023

Retard Syndrome

When you're zooted beyond comprehension and your friends look retarded or act retarded.

Why's this nigga look like he have retard syndrome.

by Cockblaster69000 May 22, 2023

Retarded

Elijah

Elijah is retarded

by Idubbbz is famous May 20, 2019

Retard

1. French word for delay

2. Slur used at people who have disabilities

Only say retard if you’re talking about a delay of something in French.

by Gbear42 January 15, 2022

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

retard

someone who lives under a rock

Person 1 : "wow!, you're retarded"
Person 2: "no, I'm Patrick Star's neighbour."

by brainfarts March 27, 2022