Retardacity

Being so blatantly ignorant and stupid, you shock and offend the public.

The shear retardacity of Sarah Palin, to say those things on television, it hurts me.

Retardacity by Slackkidlb7 June 15, 2011

hardcore retarded 

A situation, instance, individual, something that is mentally retarded to the next power or to the extreme.

The band, Nickelback is hardcore retarded.

hardcore retarded by s__money May 19, 2008

A bucket of retarded pies 

Being so stupid, that you can't get any dumber.

"Ironing our Dead Rising 1's sizeable wrinkles of unreasonable difficulty, and A.I. on the level of a bucket of retarded pies..."

- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

A bucket of retarded pies by LordRaven37 March 14, 2011

retargument 

a completely ridiculous argument, that in retrospect can only be defined as retarded.

"why didn't you park in that spot"
"Because I thought we'd walk back after eating for some exercise"
"But, we'll have all the bags from shopping"
"What difference does it make?" "Honestly?"

"this is stupid, I'm not going to have another retargument with you."

retargument by Christal Hawkins April 12, 2008

(RE:)tard 

Stupid people who forget to delete the annoying (RE:)'s in a replied message.

Jessica's a lazy ass (RE:)tard!

(RE:)tard by Comton Ass Kelsey February 29, 2008

retardation

An act of being retarded.
Proving one that he is retarded, this known as showing (retardation).
An act of handicaped actions.
An act that proves that you are fucked in the head.

Josh was smacking his chest and drooling and acting like he has A.D.D. This proved that he as showing his retardation.

retardation by bubba_the_retard June 11, 2006

Retarded Ejaculation 

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

Retarded Ejaculation by my pet tit August 28, 2011