Word to the Mom

1. Mom is right
2. I concur with Mom
3. I hate to tell you, but Mom knows best
4. Mom is very wise due to her years of life experience.
5. Give Mom some credit.

Is suitable to be used for all Moms, regardless of race, creed or color.

Little Billy's Mom wouldn't let him jump from the roof into the cactus garden.
Word to the Mom.

At age 30, Sally was tired of hearing her Mom nag her to get a job and move our of the house.
Word to the Mom.

She may be a Mom but she's incredibly smart and deserves our respect.
Word to the Mom.

by JillskiRN February 18, 2010

granola mom

An average chunky mom who attends yoga classes, drives an SUV, and wears crocs.

Did you see that granola mom walking out of the laundry mat?

Yeah, she looked so crunchy

by emms1223 March 28, 2014

your mom

A phrase used when somebody doesn't know any good comebacks.

Also used as part of a joke

The woman who gave birth to you

Person1: You're so gay
Person2: Your mom

Your mom's so fat she stepped in the ocean and said 'Who put this puddle here?'

Person: I'd like you to meet your mom, Casie

by Stepheli December 28, 2005

Alpha Mom

1. A Twilight-loving mom on Team Jacob
2. A mom who knows how to take charge.

1. All the Alpha Moms in the theater started howling when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt.
2. That Alpha Mom knows how to get what she wants!

by freejordan July 26, 2010

Grove's Mom

the Hottest Mom to ever walk the earth. Ever.

If you saw a hot mom, see wouldn't be near as hot as Grove's

by dizzlefrehspop November 21, 2003

your mom

a phrase one uses as an insult to some one.

"you are a bitch"
"your mom!"

by biotch#452 June 5, 2003

Name's Mom

Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.

Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.

by dj gs68 July 18, 2003