Crusty Muffin 

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

Crusty Muffin by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

English Muffin 

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

English Muffin by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

Dust Muffin 

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.

Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!

Dust Muffin by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024

Irish Muffin 

A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.

I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.

Irish Muffin by Vudruu January 21, 2024

Cunta-Muffin 

A stupid female driver

That bitch right there, yeah she’s a #cunta-muffin

Cunta-Muffin by cunt19 January 21, 2024

Slobber Muffin 

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.

" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."

Slobber Muffin by Muffinslob January 27, 2024

Cheese Muffin 

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

Cheese Muffin by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024