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Mary Jane Andretti

The driver you become after smoking pot—with great precision but not very much speed
‘Man!! I smoked a blunt ont the way home and suddenly I was Mary Jane Andretti ‘
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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mary milktoes

1. A woman who tries to presents herself as a virgin mary.
2. A woman who is naive.
3. A woman who will find good even in a serial killer.
Well let me tell you, she's no Mary Milktoes.
Here comes Ms. Mary Milktoes, with an apple for the teacher.
by Shade Territory November 30, 2020
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The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024
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Mary Sue

A main character, usually a girl, who’s a clear self-insert into the story and is annoyingly powerful and important. Often stereotyped with unusually-coloured hair when it is parodied. Almost always supposed to be a ‘clumsy dork’ character who’s unpopular (even though they’re friends with their entire school usually and are almost always dating the guy the supposed ‘popular girl’ (whom everyone actually hates) wanted first but let’s not question that I guess)
Marinnete from miraculous ladybug is such a goddamn Mary sue
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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Reverse Princess Mary situation

When you are an Australian Prince and you meet an everyday Danish girl (who may or may not also be from Germany) in Vietnam and try to get nudes
Oh man, can't believe the boys stumbled into a Reverse Princess Mary situation last night
by Tev13 June 21, 2018
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Peyton Marie

A smart girl with huge dreams, often laughing with friends and seems completely happy. Isn't completely happy with herself but strives to make others feel happy.
"Ugh, I honestly wish I was Peyton Marie."
by evanpetersislife June 17, 2016
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