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The French Union 

A group of French kids who play soccer and don’t take any other sport seriously.
Yo Josh, did you see the French union in gym class today?

Yeah, they only took soccer seriously

The French Claire 

The French Claire is a girl who offers her services in 5 languages on the dark-web since 2016, she is used to spy and find informations about specific individual or a group of individuals on social media. She hides her identity under ''The French Claire'' a pretty young canadian girl who is stupid and sensitive, she once said ''You're not the best because you're able to show a lot of money, you're not the best because you can fight back everyone and you're not the best because you can scare some ignorant people. I am the best because no one can tell that I am doing something. They can call me poor, they can call me harmless, they can call me stupid, but me, I know I'm worst than all of them.'' Her services are expensive and the public doesn't have access to it. No one knows her BTC balance because she managed to hide it in other people accounts. If you ever meet that girl, you should be careful because there's 90% of chances that she have everything about you, even if she looks like an innocent girl. Take notes that she doesn't take care of personal and useless cases.
-I need informations about him but I can't get close to anyone in this group.
-Just ask The French Claire it's her job

Forbidden French kiss

When two people simultaniously perform cunnilingus and analingus on a woman at the same time
"I was eating out my girl during a 3 way, and her friend turned it into a forbidden french kiss!"

madalyn french 

Hi I'm madalyn French
Ewww what a dumb bitch
madalyn french by Xxdumb_emoxX November 12, 2020

king french 

stupid fat monkey
guy 1 : yo you know king french
guy 2 : yes bro he is a fat monkey
king french by sjdifikrivif November 13, 2020