blend the fish 

To be the first to light-up a joint.

Stoner: "Man, I was amazed... No one blended the fish until the first encore."
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"

blend the fish by wilco fan December 18, 2003

give a man a fish 

Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life

It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself

Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish

give a man a fish by Quismyk December 31, 2016

Doing Gay With A Fish 

A fish sucking you off.

(and yes the fish is indeed gay)

Me: I like Doing Gay With A Fish.

Fish: OK Honey.

Doing Gay With A Fish by Gay_Fish December 7, 2018

Blow a fish out of one's ass

An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.

"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"

Blow a fish out of one's ass by Bettie Who May 1, 2005

linux fish 

A metal fish decal that parodies both the Christian Jesus fish and the Darwin fish that lots of people put on the back of their car. Since so few people know what Linux is, the decal confuses many passersby. It’s intentions are not as discernible as the Darwin fish so it doesn’t draw anger from Christians. It is not directly poking fun at Christians but rather it is an inside joke between Linux advocates and a snub towards Microsoft. It’s sort of a secret handshake between fellow devotees to the Linux computer operating system. It's jokingly saying that Linux can save the world.

Hey, that dude has a Linux fish on his car. He must be some kind of computer geek or something that hates Microsoft. I bet the Atheists and the Christians don't have a clue what his fish is about.

linux fish by Bob's been a really bad boy. May 20, 2010

Reel Big Fish 

epitome of truly brillant fun-loving self-depreation and ironic bitter sarcasm!

Hey everybody I’ve got somethin’ to tell
it's what I learned from relationship hell
Lust turns to disgust
a heart of gold into rust
a soft touch to a slap in the face

-Suckers, Reel Big Fish

Reel Big Fish by Bellatrix LeStrange May 22, 2006

Dick Fish 

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

Dick Fish by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006