face down

suggesting face down, ass up…like the old 2 live crew song
can be used as a nickname with co workers

Yo face down was wasted last night.

by the ch grandmaster November 11, 2007

Face helmet

When a woman's face is saturated with semen and she allows it to set and become solid.

Dude, I picked up last night and came all over this chicks face while she was sleeping, the best thing was she didn't wake up so in the morning she had an awesome face helmet going on.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and i punched her square in the face, luckily she was wearing a face helmet i had prepared earlier.

by facey face helmet February 19, 2010

Face-Jacked

When you log on to Face Book and see that people have been carrying on conversations on "your page" without you. People that don't even know each other just sharing the witty reparte and now it takes up your whole page!

"I went to my home page on Face Book only to find my page had been "face-jacked" by my friends about some comment I made, that now has nothing to do with my original thought!"

by bearbax June 15, 2009

mauw face

when you are so hungry and you FINALLY get to eat, so you eat like you've never eaten before in your life.

When you're having girl's night out on a Saturday night and by the time everyone meets up and you finally get to the restaurant and everyone is sooo hungry that you all just want to mauw face!!!!!!!!

by browneyedgirl71 November 4, 2009

Ape face

to heavily masterbate over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.

Charlotte: Omg jamie.! what are you doing?

Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D

Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey

Jamie: Thats the point

by dyson boshky January 15, 2009

Face Queen

A fat woman who has learned to satisfy men by using her mouth instead of her body. She often performs oral sex to the male organ, surrounding area or anus (tossed salad) to satisfy any lover she can obtain.

Buddy #1: "Why is that guy with that disgustingly obese woman? He could get and keep someone a lot more attractive to impress his friends and family."

Buddy # 2: "He likes his salad tossed, hot women don't usually do that and they are a lot of work to please.. so he prefers his Face Queen."

by newfie2 November 25, 2011

Crack Face

To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.

She tried to tell me Fox News was unbiased but I had to crack face.

by Dman508 March 12, 2011