John Cranium

Toilet-Head

John = toilet; and cranium = head

Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!

by anonymous April 14, 2023

ellie crane

a girl whose name is not ellie crane yet but she wants it to be ellie crane

ellie crane is sad her name isn’t ellie crane

by myylove May 15, 2023

Dirty cransten

The best sexual experience a girl can have is the dirty cransten,will result in multiple orgasms side affects ,shakes ,loss of vision and in some cases Temperley loss of felling in legs

Omg that dirty cransten the pleasure was so intense I am still shaking

i can't see nor can I walk

by Frankie 👌 May 29, 2023

Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.

Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.

by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023

Cajun Crankshaft

Throwing creole seasoning in a woman's eyes, slapping her in the face, then fucking her in the ass with Cajun sauce on your dick.

I got served a restraining order from a girl I picked up last week because I gave her a Cajun Crankshaft.

by Ohshitpete July 4, 2023

bus crane

another word for tow truck

I left my car out overnight and it got towed by a bus crane.

by king_D__ August 5, 2023

coochie crank

When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.

That coochie crank is awkward as hell.

by DeerWatson August 10, 2023