motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch

a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things

my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again

by slippygf111 July 23, 2024

donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee December 16, 2015

Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.

by JD123321 March 20, 2009

Donkey Onions

An ass so sweet it makes you cry.

Look at the donkey onions on that thicc honey!

by hjk909090 May 30, 2018

Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 02, 2024

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 30, 2024

Donkey Fucker

All Amherst rugby players… why they fuck donkeys??? Who knows… but they do, I swear (fucking weirdos)

There is no better feeling than skinning a donkey fucker.

by Bigpoopy6968 April 25, 2022