I'm cooked.

It simply means that the positive or good opportunity/chance for you, doesn't exist anymore, there's nothing left that you can do to change that, and it's over for you.

"Bro, I have so many exams tomorrow and I just started studying at 9 PM, I'm cooked. 🔥"

by farb0sh February 27, 2024

I'm Cooked

Another way to say you're fucked

Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.

by Ojizzle March 30, 2024

I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 26, 2024

I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025

I'm just sayin'.

An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.

Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.

Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).

by Ahbalogna September 04, 2020

I'm Fine

I'm fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and egocentric

Dude 1: "Hey man are you okay?"
Dude 2, sitting on floor, staring into space: "I'm fine."

by ✨Lime✨ March 24, 2024