Thanos Car

To simplify: a massive mistake

1: Hey have you heard of Thanos Car?
2: *S N A P S F I N G E R S*
1: mr.2, i dont feel so good
2: *S N A P S N E C C*
1:🅱️

by AnActuallyFairlyCreativeName October 25, 2018

ONE RED CAR

i literally cant be any more specific.

How can i make "ONE RED CAR" more specific? I Literally cant!

by Mr. Some1one November 7, 2018

car

something which move and make sound

I go into my car and it made a sound

by jkasdlhnzdf December 28, 2018

Scummit Car Bomb

1 shot of teaquila (1 part tea 1 part taquila) dropped in a cup of rollig rock beer.

“Yo Zach and I dropped a Scummit Car Bomb at midnight. Shit clapped.”

by Earthbunny21 December 31, 2018

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019

car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day

Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.

by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018