t u

"Thank you" in the most internet-abbreviated way. Thank you. Thank u. T U.

Girl 1 texting: I love your art!! :D
Girl 2 texting: t u <3

by cdcdncid September 05, 2019

U make me wanna fart

Another definition of true love. Basically a hotter way of saying "let's kiss." If you tell your partner "u make me wanna fart" you two are definitely soulmates.

person 1: u make me wanna fart
person 2: dayuuum shawty bbg.....
person 1: let's kiss
person 1 & 2: *violently makes out*

by Mopeyy May 17, 2021

nah u gmfu

(Nah U Got me fucked up)

what people say when there's no more Doritos left in the bag.

person: man these doritos BUSSIN
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu

by valaruh April 01, 2021

CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

Anti U

a group of unititist young revolutionarys

"oh my god did you see there web site, it was like sooo cool"

by anti u August 07, 2003

twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.

Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.

by Pinnacle Music October 01, 2009

Dot u du dis

Used by black niggas that have an African accent

Ah eh you negro dot u du dis

by VeryMuch Minyants February 17, 2020