grandmas toenails 

When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails

That bowl is cached man, if you hit it you'll get grandmas toenails!!!

grandmas toenails by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008

toeing 

a foot version of fingering.

inserting a toe into vagina or anus of the partner

-Do you like fingering?
-I'm into toeing

toeing by dildo777 January 29, 2023

creamy toes

When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes

She had some creamy toes when i got done

creamy toes by daniel February 8, 2005

Jesus Toes 

"Jesus Toes" is a rare medical condition where the second toe is longer than the first (great) toe. Jesus toes are often highlighted by the use of sandals, particularly the thong style. People suffering from this medical condition are many times subject to public humiliation, and the butt of many jokes. A fantastic remedy to this predicament is simply to take pride in your Jesus toes, and let the whole world know.

Person jealous of awesome Jesus toes -"Dude, you have the craziest Jesus toes going on right now."

Lucky guy with Jesus toes -"No way man, my Jesus toes are the coolest things ever."

Jesus Toes by t-dazzle June 4, 2009

toesy 

any toe on your foot, usually referring to the pinky toe that needs to be digged (touched, fondled, licked)

I want to dig your toesy tonight cause it's turning me on

Your freakin' toesy is so smelly that I want to dig it and smell your twa twa

toesy by bunnys July 25, 2006

Tough toenails 

A remark made when someone needs to move along, or to disregard an insignificant setback.

Jack: I got a 97 on my final, I'm so mad!

Beth: Tough toenails. You need to put on your big boy pants and get over it.

Tough toenails by da smartist mann aliffe June 16, 2016

Toeing 

The act of inserting ones toe into any female orifice, such as the vagina, anus, ear, and mouth. Once inserted you move the toe around until she reaches orgasm.

Sirjue invented this phrase.

Baby do you feel like toeing tonight?

Toeing by PervySirj February 28, 2010