Hulk Shower

When someone finds sexual pleasure in being vomited on.

Bro I gave that bitch a hulk shower and she squirted

by JohnKent123 November 07, 2019

Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

by Photogal November 11, 2022

shower shake

When you jerk off in the shower.

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.

by Jacky Dartz May 16, 2017

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

spick shower

To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.

Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.

by Spank bank July 29, 2022

shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 15, 2021

Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 18, 2020