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French Fartcandle

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.
“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”
by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024
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French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up
I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.
by Jekevd April 21, 2025
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French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
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French Gargle

When one takes a shit in anothers mouth and gargles it.
I just gave jenny a french gargle last night.
by Ydnaisns December 9, 2018
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“Are you French?”

When someone says we (like wi wi in French) when they are not part of the current situation so you reply saying “are you French?”
“Are you French?” Meaning you are not involved with the situation

Bryan-Yo can we go get some food?

Marcus-Are you French, you are not coming with me.
by Appletree327 December 29, 2024
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French dollar

To pay for something, using a french kiss as a currency.
We'll watch your favorite movie if you give me 5 french dollars.
by Vladinou January 25, 2022
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French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.
Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.
by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019
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