leg dog

A southside dublin term meaning "someone who humps a lot"

Conor: You're such a leg dog!
MK: What? That's so mean, I am not!

by nosirreenah November 15, 2016

Dog Crawl

1. Noun - Litterally, to be forced to crawl underneath a row of well-hung canines, thus allowing each of their phalices to graze your face or outright bump you in the eye. Occaisionally leaving a smear of clear liquid.

2. Noun - Any event or circumstance that is utterly terrible and is comparably as unpleasant as a literal dog crawl.

1. "Dude, in guatemala they employ the dog crawl as a form of capital punishment!"

2. "Crew practice was a dog crawl today. Coach made us do two 6k pieces."

by Dr. Dogcrawler November 2, 2009

Rat Dogging

when you do doggy style anal so hard they make a scrunched up rat face

Jon: I was rat dogging her last night so hard she screamed

Tom: Lmao

by Penis male March 25, 2021

Turtle dogging

The same concept as prarie dogging and having a turtle head poking out, just combined into one phrase. A chance to drop both bombs at once.

'For breakfast I ate a kale salad, a bag of baby carrots, a can of beets and a ginger apple smoothie. I just drank a strong coffee, took a bump of coke and a drag of a cigarette and now I'm turtle dogging the most epic schwoop poop ever.'

by Bubblegumblue January 3, 2020

hero the dog

A badass dog that is mexican but has as japanese name that likes to pee on 13-38 year olds

Ohh man Hero the dog peed on me again

by Aoden October 17, 2017

Gummy Dog

A dog with big gums.

Oh shit! Gummy dog is coming around the corner!

by Maxwell 273747 November 25, 2021

Dog of wisdom

Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022