Chain My Swag 

To Freshen Up.

Yo man that girl fine as shit let me Chain My Swag

Chain My Swag by jfkds14 October 29, 2008

lay flat swag 

when wearing a hanes lay flat colar t-shirt.

dude that kid has no bacon neck....ya i know he has lay flat swag

lay flat swag by csdefc January 21, 2011

cold-pizza swag 

A person's left-over swag that you acquire when you are around them all the time and/or are very close friends with.

ex: I don't know what swag is 'cause I'm white, but I think I have some, 'cause I'm with him. And he's black. And he has swag. So I have his cold-pizza swag.

Emily: I don't know what swag is.
Me: I don't either. I think I might have some.
Emily: I think I have the smallest amount of possible swag .. cause I'm with Cody. I have his left over swag.
Me: So you have his cold-pizza swag.

cold-pizza swag by swagaliciousbootyliciousbitch February 20, 2011

Cause I'm Swag like that 

The number one reason and/or excuse for any situation. Also highly effective in college applications.

Them: "You just let three pigs loose in the school! How the hell were you able to get away with that?"

You: Cause I'm swag like that

--or--

Them: "Why should we accept you into our university?"

you: "Cause I'm swag like that"

Cause I'm Swag like that by Javalin597 July 25, 2011

post-relationship swag

1. the way a person carries himself after a relationship to show the opposite sex he is "single and ready to mingle"

2. all the crap, presents, etc. you get to keep after a break-up

Ex. "Did you see Caleb's post-relationship swag? It's obvious he's ready to move on."

Ex. "I'm burning all the pictures because I don't want to keep the memories, but I'm definitely keeping this Tiffany's bracelet as my post-relationship swag."

post-relationship swag by WhatSheSaid August 22, 2012

airport bum swag 

Something you can say to yourself when you get a really sucky test score; basically the school version of "carpe diem" or "shit happens". Can't go to college or get a cool job? There's always bumming out at the airport - it's indoors, there's a bathroom, and there are restaurants you can work at so you don't have to beg! :P

Guy 1: "What'd you get on your test?"
Guy 2: "D plus."
Guy 1: "I got an F."
Both: "Oh well... Airport bum swag!"

airport bum swag by Hassan & Fei-Yen December 19, 2012

Gym Swag

When you have an intense workout and the next day you walk like you have a stick up your butt.

"After a work out like that, I'm expecting some serious gym swag tomorrow."

"Check out Darlene's gym swag...

Yeah 200 jump squats will do that to you."

Gym Swag by aprilevolve November 16, 2011