in-house monster

when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.
fred: joanne's comin over in a little while.

sid: uhh...ohh...in-house monster!
by viciousk December 10, 2009
Get the in-house monster mug.

Ain't My House!!!

Phrase used to signify no risk of consequences or reprecussions. Particlarly in a party setting.
Barry "Holy shit, you just smashed a hole in Evan Stone's wall."

Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"
by Neo June 14, 2003
Get the Ain't My House!!! mug.

Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.
Barman? this beer tastes funny!
by anonymous March 08, 2005
Get the Bridge House Tavern mug.

Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.
"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"
by A~~ December 11, 2011
Get the Council House Facelift mug.

loser house brother

noun; male sibling teacher who currently isn't working and spends most of his day watching stories, drinking iced coffee, taking naps, eating his feelings, and playing with his cat
Geese's loser house brother is quite handsome.
by teeshurABC123 July 16, 2023
Get the loser house brother mug.

new house syndrome

When one moves into a new house and never wants to leave. Symptoms leading up to this can be cats snuggling in your lap, peace and quiet, binge watching tv series, and more.
Ever since the move you always want to hang out at your place or you bail on work and plans to stay home... you have new house syndrome.
by TrickyVicky93 November 01, 2019
Get the new house syndrome mug.