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One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs
John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back
by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020
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Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
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Cincinnati 3-Way

When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.
Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.
by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023
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Way

British. The correct term to use when you're at a pub or restaurant with the lads, and some bellend smashes a glass or plate. Failing to do so will curse both you and your family to an eternity escalating Freddo prices.
>SMASH!<
'WAY!'
by Potato Ninja 3000 June 5, 2017
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Three-Way Dairy Queen

When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. If wearing Flightsuits, "Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen" (Drag optional)
Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?
by das010498 November 24, 2020
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Wai Wong

Name of a fine man, a person full with potential and love. A person who is really shy at the first and when you know him well, he is fine and kind man, with ambition and kindness. Enjoy drinks and good foods. He is a good friend. And a absolutely animal lover. A great pet daddy.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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do you know de way?

a dead meme that is still sadly used
jess just said do you know de way? we have to kill her now
by happy to help u March 6, 2019
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