Talk to the moon

A metaphor for going outside to eat your buddy out

Me and my bro are gonna go outside and talk to the moon

by KinksBeSeen June 5, 2025

Butt on Moon

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".

"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"

by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025

Ask the Moon

The difference, my love, is that your presence sets my eyes aglow; my butterflies rise in a storm, while to you, I am barely a thought.

At dawn, Before I even open my eyes, I’m already thinking of you, smiling, wishing the universe would let me wake up beside you one day.

When beauty touches my life, your name is the first my soul calls; when the day breaks me, it is your voice I ache to fall into.

I long to hear everything about you, your fears, your joys, even the smallest details you’d forget to share with anyone else; a song or picture you'd wanna share, with the moon, the sunset, sunrise or just some cute horses.

I would give you endless embraces, soft kisses, and every tenderness my heart holds.

I call the Moon to witness the depth of what you’ve done to me, how often I think of you, how urgently my heart still reaches out for you. She has watched me through every sleepless night, carrying your name on my lips. Just ask her

And that, my darling, is the truth: you made my heart choose you, and yours never chose Mi...

Ask the Moon, Babe, She'll tell you how i wish to see you, hug you, kiss you and love YOU

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia December 4, 2025

Promise the moon and deliver a pebble

To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.

"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"

by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025

The Wolf Moon

That moment of pure vulnerability when you are driving back from the winter holidays under the first full moon of the year. You are thinking about him, and a specific song by a legendary Canadian singer starts playing. You realize every word is a message you’ve been wanting to tell him, but you're using the music to speak for you.

"I love you, please say
You love me too, these three words
They could change our lives forever
And I promise you that we will always be together
Till the end of time

Well maybe I, I need a little love yeah
And maybe I, I need a little care
And maybe I, maybe you, maybe you, maybe you
Oh you need somebody just to hold you
If you do, just reach out and I'll be there"
The Wolf Moon drive

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 4, 2026

Born with his ass facing to the moon

It's a Brazilian expression used to describe a person who is very lucky in life.

In a period in time where a caesarean delivery was not a commont practice, a baby who was born legs first (beeing pulled by it's legs first and not by it's head) usually would not survive the operation, so any baby who was born legs first (with his ass facing to the moon) and survived was considered lucky

I can't believe he won that car, he was definitely born with his ass facing to the moon

by Luska75 October 6, 2022

Are you going to the moon?

It is a famous saying of a Mathematics teacher in La Salle College, Hong Kong. He used it to express his dissatisfaction on students who packed their school bags before the bell even rings. In normal conditions, it can be used to question someone who is going away to obviously nowhere for the purpose of avoiding something deliberately.

30 secs till bell rings, random student packs his bag.
Teacher: are you going to the moon?

by oqwidflksdfhs December 19, 2022