the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER

soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"

by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023

Michael Jordan

The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)

Michael Jordan is the GOAT!

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

My jordan

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy

Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.

by anonymous April 18, 2024

Kayleigh Jordan

I don’t know. I’ll figure it out.

I’m just going to Kayleigh Jordan it.

by Cpj May 29, 2024

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025