Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.

"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

by Meme_buddha October 13, 2019

walking crab

when you bang a girl in the crab position while infected with crabs and she has sex with somebody else thus infecting them the crab walk from one person to another

broski 1: "i heard she has crabs!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"

by stewy5 February 25, 2012

gecko walk

Forceful, unexpected anal penetration in the doggy style position. Resulting in the victim lurching forward from the bed and climbing the wall like a gecko

I was fucking this girl the other night and decided on some surprise anal. Unfortunately for her she doesn't like anal and launched forward and climbed the fucking wall like she was wearing suction caps. gecko walk

by leviticus October 26, 2013

Walking weather

Walking weather is nice warm yet also chilly weather. It is usually right after it rains when the temp drops at around 9pm.

I love walking weather!
Whats walking weather?
Kill yourself.

by ilovecatssssudufuifjfkf September 13, 2022

Pub Walk

A mini-pub crawl where you only go to a maximum of 3 pubs

We went on a Pub Walk from The Dancing Jug to Zephyr in Bournemouth

by Jack Spank9049 January 08, 2024

A walk in the economy

something that is really bad or screwed up.

Guy #1: Damn it! My girlfriend invited her new friend over for dinner tonight!
Guy #2: So... What's so bad about that?
Guy #1: She's my ex!
Guy #2: Damn. That sounds like it's going to be a walk in the economy
Guy#1: You think???

by StevTaal January 30, 2010