S’uncle

suhn-kəl

A person who is both your son and your uncle. Usually the result of your grandmother becoming the mother of your child.

“My s’uncle was born last night. It was the best day of my life.”

by Fligsters May 11, 2025

Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.

"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025

Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.

Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.

by HempFather July 12, 2025

Mr uncle

A really old bald substitute or teacher

Dawg Mr uncle called Evil jordan baldy's mom for sneezing

by surVIV(E)al November 10, 2025

Talking to uncle Barry

After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.

Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.

Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!

by Cornishmaster August 12, 2011

Pulling an Uncle Barry

the act of providing too many quotes back to back without any analysis or cohesion.

The speaker tried to impress us by quoting other people, but he just went on and on and on without actually telling us what he was talking about, he was totally pulling an Uncle Barry.

by azizy15 November 21, 2011

are you my uncle

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.

guy1: show me those pictures of you in the bath tub with your cousins!
guy2:ARE YOU MY UNCLE???

by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015