Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

by Teenypetey January 19, 2025

texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.

I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.

by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025

Texas catch 5

Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.

The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.

The Dow is down, time to play Texas catch 5.

by Michelthegreatest January 22, 2025

Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further

Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter

by ShitBalls8===D January 29, 2025

texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.

Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?

by turbocajpin February 3, 2025

Texas Makeout

when you and a female are making out and you both have nicotine pouches in, and switch pouches in each others mouths

“How’d it go with Tessa last night?”
“Good! We had a good old fashioned Texas makeout!”

by blastman17 January 28, 2026

texas big week

Texas Big Week is a week-long celebration in which the people of Texas, especially those in major cities, take a break from their jobs, school, and other responsibilities to prepare for a large barbecue hosted by all individuals participating in the celebration. Other activities include gaming, spending time with loved ones, and playing with Silly Putty.

oh I don't have school this week it's "texas big week"

by notamer February 13, 2026