What a job and shower

When you don’t know what a job or a shower is, perhaps you’ve never had one.

First popular appearance found in an Ashby Florence TikTok live, where fans in the comments tormented her by spamming the phrase without explanation

Ashby, what a job and shower???

by BatmansChild September 25, 2025

Sunflower shower

When you take a shower but instead of water that comes out of the shower head it’s bright yellow piss

Ummm just to let you know I don’t have a normal shower, I have a sunflower shower

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

shower in a bottle.

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.

-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day

by Full Status August 28, 2011

bumhole shower

When you have a raucous shit and wiping ain’t cutting it, so a bumhole shower is in order

I had awful ring sting so had to get a bumhole shower

by Ben Dover 123456789 January 8, 2018

pre-shower

standing in the rain enough to get pretty wet. hence...a 'pre-shower'.

Oh my gosh its pouring outside. I totally got a pre-shower from my car to the door.

I went ouside so much without an umbrella I so got like 4 pre-showers.

wet rain umbrella shower soaked drenched

by AmAniAc September 3, 2012

shower whiskey

Drinking your own piss while in the shower.

I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!

by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023

Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023