Touch dick moment

An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.

Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.

by Malistglrfan March 13, 2014

Blade runner moment

That moment when you realize that the dystopian future has arrived

I stepped off the train, saw the massive plasma billboards & thought wow, Blade runner moment

by nebuchadnezzar#7 July 7, 2016

Caden Foote Moment

When an individual is feeling particularly particularly similar to Caden Foote.
You many also say NomNomNom 10 times a second when you are having a Caden Foote Moment

Bruh im having such a Caden Foote Moment.
NomNomNomNomNomNom

by akaTundra January 31, 2019

Net Bruh Moment

The sum of all bruh moments in a given situation.

Yesterday when I was taking a dump in my aunts toilet while my girlfriend was watching, that was a huge net bruh moment

by Supakicka March 28, 2019

Certified Bruh Moment

The worst bruh moment in ever existence. once used you can never live down the dumb shit you just did.

person 1 Bro! i swear i didn't just drop all of the groceries and ruined them

Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery

by KappaClown September 19, 2019

Dan Quayle Moment

The Act of an obsession over an fictional character's moral values from a show, movie, book, or online video.

Paul Ryan had his Dan Quayle Moment when he complained about "House of Cards" character Frank Underwood whom he dislikes for having a affair with a staff reported while serving in the House Of Representatives.

by Libertatis August 18, 2014

Qwynn Moment

When you have a stupid moment, usually when this occurs, your IQ lowers to that of a mentally challenged 4 year old. It only happens to people named Qwynn, and it is a serious problem. This is not to be confused with " Blonde Moments " because that only lowers your IQ by 1/4, Qwynn moments lower your IQ by 3.9/4 and it is super effective.

Teacher: Qwynn, what is 2+2?
Qwynn: LOLCRAYNONZ!!!!!331231231555
Everyone: HE HAD A QWYNN MOMENT HAHAHHAHA

by umadqwynnith October 2, 2011