Venus Flytrap 

When you catch your phone in between your thighs when you accidentally let go of it.

Oh, shit. Dude! I trapped my phone with my thighs. Just like a Venus Flytrap.

Venus Flytrap by fueledbysperm November 12, 2021

Are you flying on me? 

When someone tries to fool you or making fun of you, you can say "Are you flying on me?"
The saying comes from Hebrew.

Someone: Look over there, it's your ex...
you: Are you flying on me?

Are you flying on me? by Zivgo November 28, 2007

Where's all the flying cars? 

A slogan among people including anarchist,neohippies ect. who are disapointed with the 21st century.

The 21st century sucks. Where's all the flying cars?

Where's all the flying cars? by Deep blue 2012 May 22, 2010

The FLying Blind Burritto 

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".

Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.

The FLying Blind Burritto by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck 

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009

Flying Monkeys

An elite race of all-powerful shit throwers who will soon implement their plot to take over the world and drown the human race in a river of shit and jizz.

yo, don't fuck with the flying monkeys.

Flying Monkeys by Arfalarf January 28, 2004