crunchy crash

When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.

"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"

by lloCaste May 3, 2018

Crunchy

Adjective

1. To have texture
2. To have been done sloppily

When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.

"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."

by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018

Crungry

Crungry- When your at a restaurant and have made up your mind on what you want, and the waiter brings out the food for the table right next to you, and all you want is to find out what they ordered because it looks that good that you start to contemplate whether to go through with the food that you were originally going to chose or if you should switch to whatever they have. So you go into this mode where you blur everything around you out and really think about which one you think is better. Then you decide on the original choice because it was what you wanted at first so you think its what you really want, and then the waiter arrives. As soon as the waiter asks what you want to order you suddenly switch instantly to whatever the table had and hope for the best.

Crungry- When your at a restaurant and have made up your mind on what you want, and the waiter brings out the food for the table right next to you, and all you want is to find out what they ordered because it looks that good that you start to contemplate whether to go through with the food that you were originally going to chose or if you should switch to whatever they have. So you go into this mode where you blur everything around you out and really think about which one you think is better. Then you decide on the original choice because it was what you wanted at first so you think its what you really want, and then the waiter arrives. As soon as the waiter asks what you want to order you suddenly switch instantly to whatever the table had and hope for the best.

by tx_s3an January 26, 2018

crunchy

a stronger form of cringey

When you're about to give someone a hug and they offer you their hand instead.
That's super crunchyyy!!

by jamilitamili January 28, 2018

crunchy grape

when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after

Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards

Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

Crunchy Nose

When a cat is scratched under the chin, causing the kitty’s nose to scrunch up.

The kitty loves getting pet, she has a scrunchy nose.

by Devinwevin February 7, 2018