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Hot Bernard 

When you do a girl doggy style, call your dog to have it come pee on her face. Usually the dog is drunk to lower its inhibitions.
I took that girl from the bar back to my place and one thing led to another. She sure was surprised when Sparky gave her a Hot Bernard!
Hot Bernard by Chapo Rouge July 27, 2010
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Hot Stamp 

When one blows a load on a tramp stamp, then smacks the area of ejaculation.
My girlfriend just got a tattoo of a sunrise right above her ass... Can't wait to hot stamp her!
Hot Stamp by K2 Inc November 15, 2010
Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your partner's stomach/tits/face
I pulled out and came all over her belly, but then I hot mopped her.
hot mop by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

hot tub baptism 

When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.
Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>
A store that in its heyday ('90s-'10s) had mass appeal to faggoths, "edgy" skater kids, pop punkers and other strumous tenderlings. Common items sold there in this period included ridiculous kinky parachute pants, useless Happy Bunny accessories, CDs by Korn, HIM, Avril Lavigne and shirts displaying unfunny "ironic" slogans and overplayed pop culture references. With the decline of mallgoth fad the store renovated its image to appeal to "scene" bandwagon jumpers, replacing dominatrix pants with ball-splitting skinny jeans, nu metal CDs with screechy metalcore and endless HIM paraphernalia with neon-gore t-shirts of "scene" bands like Bring Me the Horizon and Blood on the Dance Floor. With its continuing declining sales, Hot Topic has also tried to appeal to a more "preppy" crowd by peddling worthless Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj merch. The store's bankruptcy is becoming increasingly imminent, with the "scene" trend going out of style, replaced by swaggotry, a fad already catered to by Zumiez that Hot Topic could never pull off due to its "goffik" roots. The other prominent youth trend of the '10s, hipsterdom, is one Hot Topic could never take advantage of as no hipster would ever shop at such a "mnstrm" outlet (they prefer American Eagle). And old Hot Topic shoppers are butthurt they no longer have a place to pick up edgy BDSM getups, heartagram dildos and Happy Bunny thongs. Looks like an appropriately dark future for Hot Topic...
faggoth: I just spent $85 on a pair of Tripp parachute pants at hot topic because I'm liek sooo edgy and nonconformist like that
real goth: fuck off I'm trying to read Paradise Lost and your faggotry is drowning out my Nick Cave -_-
hot topic by DemiurgicGenesis October 22, 2012

Hot Josh 

A tall boy who has dark hair and blue eyes currently residing at a college near you. Ladies don't come on too strong he may run away. He also occasionally wears weird sweaters.
Who is Katie talking to?

She's talking to Josh.

You mean Hot Josh!?
Hot Josh by HotJosh January 26, 2015