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Good Girls Don't

She's your adolescent dream,
Schoolboy stuff, a sticky sweet romance.
And she makes you want to scream,
Wishing you could get inside her pants.
So, you fantasize away.
And while you're squeezing her, you thought you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
So, you call her on the phone
To talk about the teachers that you hate.
And she says she's all alone,
And her parents won't be coming home til late.
There's a ringing in your brain,
Cause you could've sworn you though you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste.
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
Til she's sitting on your face.
You're alone with her at last,
And you're waiting til you think the time is right.
Cause you've heard she's pretty fast.
And you're hoping that she'll give you some tonight.
So, you start to make your play,
Cause you could've sworn you thought you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste.
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
Til she's sitting on your face.
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do...
by WorseThanHitler April 17, 2025
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I don't know

A sex position in which the receiving party take a penis in every hole they have in their body
I asked her how she wanted to have sex and she said "I don't know" so I put it in everywhere including her ear and nose
by Johny DickMan February 22, 2022
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Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.
"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
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Don't Soviet

Meaning don't do that
Pun intended
Russia (Soviet union) attacking Ukraine
Me: I'm craving a cigarette
You: don't Soviet
by @obvsllly February 28, 2022
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I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
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I don't gust a flip

Much more safer version to the vulgar idgaf Alternative to idgaf
Person 1: I don't gust a flip about what you are talking about
by MannyMandle01 August 28, 2023
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i don't catch

another meaning for 'i don't get it' or 'I don't understand'
karina: "lesbian"
lisa: "i don't catch"
by rated by 5 out of 5 dogs March 22, 2019
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