Pull a cookie

To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.

How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.

Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*

by donolesen March 29, 2020

baking cookies

sly shorthand for masturbation

ben is "baking cookies" ;)

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020

At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes

"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"

by BitchInRed April 4, 2020

Pink cookie

A nice wet pink bald vagina made for an all night bender

Dang I can't wait for ol Sally to get off and give me some of that pink cookie

by BadRedneckRoy February 18, 2020

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 22, 2020

Cookie

the most delicious mom to tell your mom when she dies sadly

“mom i want cookies.”
“die mum.”

by yesmaamboygirl February 23, 2020

Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.

Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.

by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020