ass joust

When a male and female are dancing, or grinding, and the male proceeds to get an erection, which he willingly allows to "poke," or joust into the female he is dancing with, sometimes causing awkwardness

Becky: "So I had so much fun at the club last night, did you?"

Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."

by Bean of the Chilli February 26, 2009

Ass casserole

When you shart a bunch of undigested food. Most likely corn, beans or other vegetables.

I was sitting in class, when I suddenly smelled an ass casserole.

by Anonymous :p September 18, 2016

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

ass bugling

A very long, very loud burst of protracted farting.

"I couldn't believe how long the ass bugling when on for."

by JustJonny December 6, 2013

Slimey ass

Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.

Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.

by Emkuda November 24, 2018

Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

ass slipper

When a person types random ass words into social media platforms

Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?

by lacktoesintolerant June 13, 2018