Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.

Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host

by M_Ace January 18, 2023

waffilin

A person who is a bitch

Dang look there’s that waffilin

by Anonymous2782 January 29, 2023

Waffling

A form of handholding where the fingers are interlocking

Rob and Amanda were caught waffling together at the movies

by Ramda149 February 11, 2023

Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

by Wheezl February 18, 2023

Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information

Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”

by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023

waffsil

A waffle and basil from hit game omori mixed, a dreamer, a hero for all goofy ass omori accounts

It started with a idea, a godamn waffle, and a vision, a dream.

Girl: have you heard of waffsil??
Boy: oh hell yes

Girl: the story of waffsil is so..inspiring..
Boy: ikr

by Waffsilly March 11, 2023

Waffle

Tasty treat only pancake lovers hate. You can add Nutella or peanut butter to make it taste different.

Ooh you made waffles!

Don’t show them to your brother he’s a pancake person.

Ok…

by Cats4Life…………………….. April 2, 2023