trump

(verb) At the end of a blow job, the recipient grabs the other's hair, tilts their head back, jams the end of his dick into a nostril, and proceeds to cum up their nose. The result is choking on and spewing out a lumpy green semen glob onto themselves. Trump can refer to this end result, as well.

"My girlfriend won't break up with me, no matter what horrible shit I do to her."
"Just give her a nice hard trump. She'll be gone before breakfast."

"I don't know what my wife made for dinner, but it looks like a bowl of trump. Put a suit and tie on it, and Republicans will vote for it."

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

Trump Cut

The corny hairstyle Donald Trump wears... and has been wearing forever...

70 yr old dude - "Im so fly with the chicks with my new Trump Cut... they all over me... fo..kazizzle my spizzle wizzle"

65 yr old woman - "Oh baby you is one fine man! Jump on me baby! Hit me up with a little of that humpy humpy!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Donald Trump

Possible reincarnation of Hitler. This time going for Muslims. Manages to captivate audience same way Hitler did. Has terrible hair, and is terribly violent.

Donald Trump: We shall build a wall
Crowd: Yeah!
Trump: We will have the Mexicans pay for it!
*crowd goes crazy*
And we shall make the Jews pay!
Crowd *with some confusion*: Yeah!
Trump: Sorry, Muslims. (dummkopf)
*Crowd frothing out of the mouth out of insanity and excitement*

by SwankyBoss June 28, 2016

Donald trump

A very bad person who is a idiot and wats to build a 150 mile long stone wall over.

Or and Orange

Hey bill youre like Donald trump. Hey Tom that fruit is Donald Trump

by Cherwirufhgkeduywajdgkfbnu January 7, 2018

Donald Trump

A verb describing childish misbehavior

I took away little Joey's popsicle and he went all Donald Trump on us

by Godbewithus January 7, 2018

Donald Trump

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.

In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.

by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

Donald Trump

That one soggy, deformed, disgusting Cheeto that is left at the bottom of your bag. You want to throw it away but end up eating it even though it was horrible......... After eating it and choosing it you feel like you betrayed yourself for what you have done to everyone around around you.

Donald Trump fucking sucks dick!
Donald Trump is like an old misty bag of Cheetos!

by poopfart999 December 1, 2017